Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
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Thinkpad 1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
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Laptop Computer After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
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Desktop Computer "I sleep with your mother whenever I want!"
Notebooks Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
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Hard Drive "Dad, go home!"
Travelstar 2. You're at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.
Gateway 3. "Visi, Vermini, Vomnui" - I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
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Software George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says,
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Canon 5. "Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi" - I came, I caught a disease, I ran away."
Desktop Pc Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments. Get out there and go.
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