Baked Macaroni and Cheese
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Penis pasta has always been a big hit at bachelorette parties. Now we have penis macaroni and cheese. MacAweenie And Cheese is a new item for us and we think it is pretty darned great. You make it the same way that you make Kraft MacAroni and Cheese. The bachelorette party guests will eat it up.
Use sharp cheddar for this American classic. Preheat oven to 350°. Cook 1/2 lb. medium elbow macaroni in a large pot of boiling salted water until tender, about 6 minutes. Drain, toss with 2 tbsp. butter in a medium bowl, and place in a baking dish. Heat 3/4 cup milk and 3/4 cup cream in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Season with salt, freshly ground white pepper, and a pinch of cayenne. Stir in 2 cups grated sharp cheddar cheese. When cheese melts, pour sauce over macaroni and mix well. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup bread crumbs and dot with 2 tbsp. butter. Bake till golden brown and bubbly, 30–35 minutes. Serves 6–8.
